The Sleepy Black Cat of Bonegrip is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.769 billion Bonegripians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Bonegripian economy, worth 110 trillion glimmers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,983 glimmers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 240,979 per year while the poor average 2,983, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Harry Potter books are banned, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bonegrip's national animal is the black cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bonegrip is ranked 55,991^st in the world and 8^th in Solvang for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 80.04 on the Bus Surprisal Index.