The Queendom of Borgergade is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.489 billion Borgergadeans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.6%.

The very strong Borgergadean economy, worth 759 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 56,330 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borgergade's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Borgergade is ranked 65,965^th in the world and 4^th in Brandenburg for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 49,796.46 Standard Monetary Units.