The Kingdom of Borromea is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 552 million Borromeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isola Bella. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The thriving Borromean economy, worth 42.9 trillion Weird noses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 77,692 Weird noses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

You can tell when Borromeans are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and the Isola Bella State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Borromea's national animal is the Fih, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Borromea is ranked 164,247^th in the world and 1^st in Mekatian card industries for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,429.65 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.