The Team of Bortalandet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Nibla Nossnahoj with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.84 billion Bortas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orbero. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Borta economy, worth a remarkable 1,611 trillion Flingas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,143 Flingas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, a degree in Nibla Nossnahoj Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, the internal market is thriving, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Borta satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bortalandet's national animal is the Polar Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bortalandet is ranked 5,682^nd in the world and 5^th in Northern Utopia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.6 law-abiding acts per hour.