The Republic of Botsa is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.158 billion Botsans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The thriving Botsan economy, worth 565 trillion triqs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,770 triqs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,595 per year while the poor average 13,829, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Botsa's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Botsa is ranked 239,779^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Botswana for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 102.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.