The Waterfallean General of Bown Osmand is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The devout population of 10.113 billion Pacifican Soldiers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Technetia. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Pacifican economy, worth 334 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,085 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bown Osmand's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bown Osmand is ranked 147,410^th in the world and 85^th in Resuscitation for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.37 kickbacks per hour.