The United people of Bradhim is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Dave Omaha with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 8.423 billion Bradhimis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bradhimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion Liras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,373 Liras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bradhim's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Bradhim is ranked 5,938^th in the world and 4^th in Kyodeia for Safest, scoring 128.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.