The District of Braidait is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.326 billion Braidaitians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Braidaitian economy, worth 448 trillion districtas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is 48,121 districtas, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, Braidait has designated District City as its capital city, and Liard has just been declared ruler of Braidait in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Braidait's national animal is the trout.

Braidait is ranked 228,478^th in the world and 8^th in Federation of Free States for Most Primitive, scoring -105.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.