The Halcyon States of Bramfeld-Pilizana is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Guardian Knight Danilon with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.26 billion Bramizanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frauley and St John. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bramfeld-Pilizanan economy, worth 621 trillion Picosas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,095 Picosas, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

War memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bramfeld-Pilizana's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Bramfeld-Pilizana is ranked 7,296^th in the world and 12^th in Angelic League for Nicest Citizens, with 37.64 average smiles per day.