The Kingdom of Brasland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Georg IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 44.015 billion Braslanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Markund. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Braslander economy, worth a remarkable 7,065 trillion schilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,528 schilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, and fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brasland's national animal is the black eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Brasland is ranked 318,964^th in the world and 39^th in Western Atlantic for Nicest Citizens, with 0.44 average smiles per day.