The JEDI of BrawnGP is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shane Burney with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.558 billion Younglins are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient BrawnGPian economy, worth a remarkable 5,950 trillion Jenson Buttons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 182,760 Jenson Buttons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 670,567 per year while the poor average 35,258, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

Companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations, and successful musicians tend to be ardent supporters of Shane Burney. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BrawnGP's national animal is the Jedi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

BrawnGP is ranked 16,080^th in the world and 2^nd in Wyndia for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.