The Federal Republic of Brazil if it worked is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, devout population of 16 million Brazilians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fair Brazilian economy, worth 596 billion Brazilian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,262 Brazilian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brazil if it worked's national animal is the Jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brazil if it worked is ranked 99,924^th in the world and 10^th in Economic Development Zone for Highest Poor Incomes, with 30,727.38 Standard Monetary Units.