The Federal Republic of Breosia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Richard Walters with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.94 billion Breosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anokren. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Breosian economy, worth 516 trillion Breos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 131,095 Breos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breosia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Breosia is ranked 25,751^st in the world and 1,385^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 111.18 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.