The Commonwealth of Brexas8 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sergeant Fred Colon with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.541 billion Brexas8ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greebo. The average income tax rate is 37.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Brexas8ian economy, worth a remarkable 7,678 trillion Shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 567,030 Shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and Sergeant Fred Colon's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brexas8's national animal is the Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blind Io.

Brexas8 is ranked 294,232^nd in the world and 1^st in The Remote Highlands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.95 law-abiding acts per hour.