The State of Bridalbane is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.086 billion Bridalbaneans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.3%.

The very strong Bridalbanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,314 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 35,433 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and Bridalbane has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bridalbane's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bridalbane is ranked 122,334^th in the world and 1^st in Soya for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.