The Borderlands of Bridge is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 516 million spans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 22.5%.

The strong cable-stayed economy, worth 27.5 trillion aqueducts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,363 aqueducts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, programmers often reinvent the wheel, and a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bridge's national animal is the wildlife crossing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bridge is ranked 137,844^th in the world and 11^th in Seinfeld for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 703.55 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.