The Kingdom of British Roy Xca Elystan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The democratic population of 11.088 billion British Roy Xca Elystanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant British Roy Xca Elystanian economy, worth 152 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 13,710 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned spouses, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Roy Xca Elystan's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Roy Xca Elystan is ranked 79,319^th in the world and 5^th in Worldwide british empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.65 law-abiding acts per hour.