The Republic of BRM-16 is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning dolphin population. The hard-working population of 1.559 billion BRM-16ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The BRM-16ian economy, worth 67.4 trillion Points a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,238 Points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BRM-16's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

BRM-16 is ranked 201,864^th in the world and 16^th in Fort Mule for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.