The Democratic Republic of Broaryd is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander the greatest with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.799 billion Broarydians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Underground. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Broarydian economy, worth 888 trillion Seks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 233,972 Seks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,250,218 per year while the poor average 22,970, a ratio of 54.4 to 1.

The studies of art and philosophy are banned, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", and popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Broaryd's national animal is the Great Albino Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Andreas.

Broaryd is ranked 252,645^th in the world and 89^th in Nevadia for Most Primitive, scoring -161.09 on the Scary Big Number Scale.