The Kingdom of Brytannicea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Arthur Pendragon XIV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.145 billion Brytanniceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caerlea. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Brytannicean economy, worth 321 trillion Rodins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,554 Rodins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

On-duty Air Brytannicea flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brytannicea's national animal is the Red Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cyanism.

Brytannicea is ranked 300,241^st in the world and 63^rd in Aceon for Nicest Citizens, with 1.06 average smiles per day.