The Rogue Nation of BSN33 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blanca with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.842 billion BSN33ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient BSN33ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,440 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BSN33's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agape.
BSN33 is ranked 143,699th in the world and 457th in Mikes Hope for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,694.48 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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BSN33, eminent domain has been abolished.
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BSN33, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
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BSN33, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
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BSN33, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
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BSN33, commercials are consistently recorded in soft white rooms.
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BSN33, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push.
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BSN33, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
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BSN33, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
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BSN33, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
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BSN33, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.





















































