The Colony of Bsse Opper is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working population of 1.527 billion Bsse Opperians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.

The Bsse Opperian economy, worth 71.2 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 46,644 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bsse Opper's national animal is the falcon.

Bsse Opper is ranked 229,490^th in the world and 2^nd in The Twin Cities for Smartest Citizens, with 22.83 quips per hour.