The Republic of Buewye is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Judocus Makana with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and fear of technology. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 20.377 billion Buewyeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, with Administration, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sawanga. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buewyean economy, worth a remarkable 2,373 trillion Sliding Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,493 Sliding Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, Judocus Makana has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Buewye's national animal is the White Ibis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nalani.

Buewye is ranked 309,274^th in the world and 9^th in The Slide Countries for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,717.36 Standard Monetary Units.