The People's Republic of Bulgaria SSR is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrei Karpov with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 3.766 billion bŭlgari are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sofiya. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bŭlgarski economy, worth 596 trillion bŭlgarski levs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 158,264 bŭlgarski levs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears, government leaders testify at international tribunals on why the sun went out, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, and Andrei Karpov has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bulgaria SSR's national animal is the lŭv, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sŭvet·ski pravoslaven.

Bulgaria SSR is ranked 165,224^th in the world and 1^st in KGB 1954 1991 2024 now for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 388.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.