The People's Overlordship of Bulw is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Loji with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.891 billion Freiheit ist scheibes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seleukia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bulwian economy, worth a remarkable 2,091 trillion Civic Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,257 Civic Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 850,740 per year while the poor average 46,427, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, party leaders aid loyal supporters in opposition strongholds with a simple "Good luck" message, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, and the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bulw's national animal is the T-Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Astralism.

Bulw is ranked 327,086^th in the world and 26^th in Merciam for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.91 on the Bus Surprisal Index.