The Borderlands of Burning Flame is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and enforced nudity. The hard-working, humorless population of 49.751 billion Flamish are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The very strong Flamish economy, worth a remarkable 1,821 trillion stem gingers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 36,610 stem gingers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content, all tarrifs have been abolished, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Burning Flame's national animal is the trilby, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Burning Flame is ranked 260,900^th in the world and 10^th in PEEL for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.46 law-abiding acts per hour.