The Free Land of Butzcity County and Territories is a massive, genial nation, ruled by BE CEO with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.434 billion Grateins enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trayin. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grateint economy, worth 266 trillion Shmekels a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,374 Shmekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and the price of freedom is about half a million Shmekels. Crime is totally unknown. Butzcity County and Territories's national animal is the Great Horned Owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Atheism.

Butzcity County and Territories is ranked 58,169^th in the world and 2,692^nd in Balder for Safest, scoring 99.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.