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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,001stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,568thLargest Mining Sector: 1,754th
The Street Fighter of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I don't have time for this.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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C Viper

Population9.928 billion

CapitalUSA
LeaderMaya
FaithCards

Currencydollar
Animalsnake

The Street Fighter of C Viper is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Maya with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.928 billion Viperians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of USA. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Viperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,431 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,911 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, the nation refuses to provide international aid, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. C Viper's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

C Viper is ranked 15,517th in the world and 21st in Karma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.67 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,001stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,568thLargest Mining Sector: 1,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,939thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,331stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,595thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,611thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,829thMost Devout: 6,002ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,868thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,966thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,972ndNudest: 8,680thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,081stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,527thMost Efficient Economies: 14,043rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,106thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,845thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,194thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,454thLowest Crime Rates: 15,517thSmartest Citizens: 22,600thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,614th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : C Viper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : C Viper was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy.

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