The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.909 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 9.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth a remarkable 6,032 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 433,710 Cappuccino Coinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Caffeinated's radio stations, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.

Caffeinated is ranked 47,801^st in the world and 170^th in Europeia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 282.64 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.