The District of Cahill is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 30.944 billion Cahillians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The thriving Cahillian economy, worth 855 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 27,632 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 84,410 per year while the poor average 7,011, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed, military funding has been stripped back, and Cahill has designated Capital District as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cahill's national animal is the Gray wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cahill is ranked 238,740^th in the world and 1^st in Western Fields for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.16 percentage of bribes refused.