The Republic of Caiolendi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by segundo caio with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate population of 3.253 billion mutiplos Caios have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fábrica de caios II. The average income tax rate is 91.5%.

The frighteningly efficient caioliano economy, worth 612 trillion Dodôs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 188,427 Dodôs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, Caioliano watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, begun the Clone Wars have, and weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caiolendi's national animal is the Dólar de caio, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caiolendi is ranked 7,741^st in the world and 9^th in The Global Elite for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.32 law-abiding acts per hour.