The Theocracy of Caleigia is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 229 million Caleigians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.

The strong Caleigian economy, worth 13.2 trillion Dinars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 57,825 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, man-love is banned in the name of His love, press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, and the Caleigian government is the world's largest NGO. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caleigia's national animal is the Camel.

Caleigia is ranked 223,585^th in the world and 17^th in Warzone Asia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,283.87 Standard Monetary Units.