The State of Calm Easy is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40.34 billion Calm Easyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving Calm Easyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,025 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,210 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,713 per year while the poor average 9,326, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, graffiti graces every city's streets, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and Calm Easy has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Calm Easy's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Calm Easy is ranked 74,682^nd in the world and 1^st in LDA Roleplay Zone for Most Secular, with 17.85 Atheism Rate.