The League of Cambrai is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 9.804 billion Cambrésiens are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cambrai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The very strong Cambrésien economy, worth 640 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 65,304 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,356 per year while the poor average 14,620, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, most citizens in Cambrai are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, Leader has just been declared ruler of Cambrai in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Cambrai's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Cambrai's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cambrai is ranked 270,914^th in the world and 36^th in Cities for Nudest, with 49.5 cheeks per square mile.