The Kingdom of Canis lupus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alpha with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 31.83 billion wolves are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfburg. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong wolf economy, worth a remarkable 3,020 trillion rocks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,889 rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, and the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canis lupus's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Canis lupus is ranked 310,587^th in the world and 9^th in The Forest for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -32.55 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.