The Most Serene Republic of Capamari is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.535 billion Capamarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Capamarian economy, worth 314 trillion Star Rods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,209 Star Rods, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 432,042 per year while the poor average 26,022, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capamari's national animal is the Fire Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capamari is ranked 112,960^th in the world and 1^st in Capamari for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,734.4 Standard Monetary Units.