The Republic of Card Cultist the Crazy is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 8.477 billion Card Cultist the Crazyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Card Cultist the Crazyian economy, worth 76.0 trillion ergergs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,964 ergergs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Cultist the Crazy's national animal is the rgergerg.

Card Cultist the Crazy is ranked 276,293^rd in the world and 2^nd in Cult of Koem Kab for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 330.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.