The Republic of CardFarmer55006079 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its fear of technology, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.54 billion Card Farmers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Core Card Farm. The average income tax rate is 93.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 3,132 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 271,481 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CardFarmer55006079's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CardFarmer55006079 is ranked 38,036^th in the world and 4^th in CardoTerraFormation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.51 law-abiding acts per hour.