The Allied States of Cardmania90011 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.104 billion Cardmania90011ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90011ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,532 trillion Deneroes a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 228,102 Deneroes, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cardmania90011's national animal is the ardvarke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cardmania90011 is ranked 5,493^rd in the world and 33^rd in Lily for Most Corrupt Governments, with 214.41 kickbacks per hour.