The Matriarchy of Cardmania900125 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.941 billion Cardmania900125ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900125ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,160 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,453 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 714,034 per year while the poor average 38,966, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

The fattest folk in Cardmania900125 look to be the happiest ones, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900125's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cardmania900125 is ranked 18,996^th in the world and 104^th in Lily for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,252.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.