The Nomadic Peoples of Cardmania900144 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.927 billion Cardmania900144ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900144ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,193 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,696 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900144's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cardmania900144 is ranked 188,492^nd in the world and 53^rd in Lily for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.