The Queendom of Cardmania90020 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.92 billion Cardmania90020ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90020ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,270 trillion 422s a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 207,877 422s, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cardmania90020's national animal is the 42, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cardmania90020 is ranked 81,281st in the world and 161st in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.35 law-abiding acts per hour.
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- : Following new legislation in
Cardmania90020, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90020, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90020, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90020, children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened.
- : Cardmania90020 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90020, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90020, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90020, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90020, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90020, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures.
