The Matriarchy of Carrotpolis is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 508 million Carrotpolisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sprig City. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Carrotpolisian economy, worth 28.7 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,456 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, they who do not work shall not eat, and Carrotpolisians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carrotpolis's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carrotpolis is ranked 149,898^th in the world and 718^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,054.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.