The Neo-Punic Imperium of Cascirula Dominion is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Aygstaris II with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.311 billion Cascirulans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mevaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cascirulan economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion Cascirula Rens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,406 Cascirula Rens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 384,191 per year while the poor average 28,687, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and jackboots have given the boot to the nobility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cascirula Dominion's national animal is the Astiatic Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Neo-Punic Pantheon.

Cascirula Dominion is ranked 245,158^th in the world and 119^th in Barbaria for Most Primitive, scoring -138.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.