The Truthful Isles of Cassinia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Madèm Candor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.992 billion Cassinauts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cospanis. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cassinautic economy, worth a remarkable 2,705 trillion morels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 225,582 morels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, citizens spend more time learning about obscure religions than they do working, and kindhearted Cassinauts generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cassinia's national animal is the porcupino, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Acosmism.

Cassinia is ranked 322,186^th in the world and 77^th in Anteria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.31 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.