The Republic of Castellum Worker is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.551 billion Castellum Workerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Castellum Workerian economy, worth 104 trillion Castellums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 41,156 Castellums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,256 per year while the poor average 2,579, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Castellum Worker's national animal is the Castullum, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Castellum Worker is ranked 259,198^th in the world and 14,045^th in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.07 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.