The República de Cuba of Castro Cuba is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by El Comandante Fidel Castro with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.553 billion Cubanos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Habana. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Cubano economy, worth 18.9 trillion Peso Cubanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry. Average income is 5,317 Peso Cubanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, when shaking hands with foreign leaders El Comandante Fidel Castro wears an armoured gauntlet, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castro Cuba's national animal is the Trogón Cubano, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Castro Cuba is ranked 313,340^th in the world and 227^th in The Bongos United for Highest Average Incomes, with 5,317.68 Standard Monetary Units.