The Armed Republic of Cat For Finkpheviousis is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.665 billion Cat For Finkpheviousisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cat For Finkpheviousisian economy, worth 745 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,837 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cat For Finkpheviousisian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat For Finkpheviousis's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cat For Finkpheviousis is ranked 286,633^rd in the world and 179^th in Darkest Skies for Most Cultured, scoring 54 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.