The Kingdom of CatCatCatDogNoCat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning giraffe population. The democratic population of 4.413 billion CatCatCatDogNoCatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped CatCatCatDogNoCatian economy, worth 141 trillion marks a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,137 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as CatCatCatDogNoCatians, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation". Crime is almost non-existent. CatCatCatDogNoCat's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CatCatCatDogNoCat is ranked 92,654^th in the world and 1^st in Anti Fascist Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,163.99 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.