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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,761stMost Pacifist: 13,647thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,690th
The Velvet Knights Nation of
Father Knows Best State
CSA Inc - Cool Kats Velvet Knights
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Catillac Cats 4

Population17.041 billion

CapitalFiline Hills
LeaderQue
FaithMystic Order of Velvet Knights

Currencycat nip
Animalmouse

The Velvet Knights Nation of Catillac Cats 4 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Que with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.041 billion Catillac Cats 4ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filine Hills. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Catillac Cats 4ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,782 trillion cat nips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,603 cat nips, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 651,580 per year while the poor average 7,181, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

Musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", recognizing the Catillac Cats 4ian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catillac Cats 4's national animal is the mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mystic Order of Velvet Knights.

Catillac Cats 4 is ranked 243,139th in the world and 13th in EPCOT Center 1981 for Nicest Citizens, with 1.69 average smiles per day.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,761stMost Pacifist: 13,647thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 18,690thLargest Retail Industry: 20,016thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,405thLargest Populations: 21,619thLargest Mining Sector: 24,782ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 25,213th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

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